Good News, Everyone!

How to Get Fired! goes on sale today. That’s right, today! As the world awakens, my influence will be spread into the collective consciousness, freeing up the time and minds of thousands, nay millions of potential employees! Productivity will plummet! Purchases of Xbox Live accounts will soar! Let the Pink Slip Revolution begin! (Bwa-ha-haaa!) But…

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March 9 – St. Louis!

Greetings!  Delivering the Uncrapify Your Life! presentation to a division of Peabody Energy today.  They’re the largest coal company in the world, based in St. Louis of all places.  I’m looking forward to asking questions about clean coal, alternative fuels, and various other things that will make my car and house more efficient.  Is clean…

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The tyranny of beets

Welcome back! By the way, I will be taking the Uncrapify Your Life! message to A’Viands Foodservice in Minneapolis on Friday, March 12th. I am gunning for a free meal out of it.  More importantly, though, I’ll have the opportunity to ask them what, in their professional experience, everyone else’s favorite and least favorite foods are. I…

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