Just wanted to let you know that I will be promoting my latest book and college lecture How to get Fired!: The New Employees Guide to Perpetual Unemployment on WMBD 31- Peoria on February 24th.
It’s a two-and-a-half minute interview, but I neglected to ask which two-and-a-half minutes out of the one thousand four hundred forty minutes of the day they actually are. So I recommend you watch that channel non-stop, all day long. If you are truly as industrious as I know you are, you’re already fashioning a makeshift bathroom out of an old couch cushion and hoarding food in that elastic pocket on the side of your reclining easy chair so you won’t miss it. I have faith in you.