No, no, let me just tell you – I will be performing at Union College in Schenectady, NY on Wednesday, March 10th. I love the name of that town – or, more accurately, am amused by it. Just say it to yourself (if you can) – Schenectady. Doesn’t it sound vaguely indecent, or perhaps like some type of sports injury? “Jarvis Fellows, sophomore fullback for the team, is out for the season after the terrible Schenectady he suffered in last week’s game.”
Speaking of sports, the Union College mascot is the Dutchman. Now I’ve been sitting here for a while, trying to think of something entertaining to say that they would cheer for. But I admit defeat. Nothing about “The Mighty Dutchmen” says ‘funny’ to me, except perhaps the fact of saying “The Mighty Dutchmen.” Point is, I have no idea what these folks could be cheering for. But I’ll try to find out.