Hit “Reply All” to Every Email! In this scenario, all you’ll be stealing from people is their sanity, which for some of us is actually more valuable than gadgets. You’ve heard the phrase “Get out of email jail,” I’m sure. Well now you can be the warden!
Consistently Volunteer for Various Responsibilities and Then Fail to Follow Through! It’s acceptable to occasionally forget about things you were supposed to do – it’s not the best thing in the world, but it happens to all of us, especially since we’re generally always busy. But the fact that you volunteered for the responsibilities and decided not to bother carrying through on your promises is way more annoying. And if you don’t believe me, you just sit at home while I do all your grocery shopping for you. Seriously, it would be my pleasure. Don’t you worry about a thing.
That’s all for now. But please, if you happen to see someone walking around with an iPhone with a shiny pink protector case on it, let me know. It’s probably the same person – and I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m almost a yellow belt in jujitsu. They won’t stand a chance.