Ah, the office. It’s where you spend the majority of your waking life. Which is why you should strive to make the experience as joyless and unproductive as possible. In this tiny yet awesome little tome, you’ll learn several of the techniques some of your peers are using to get the least out of their working day. I suppose you could also take the opposite of all of my advice and become better at your job. But whatever you decide to do, I promise you’ll laugh while you read this.