Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you are that you’re being allowed to go off to a conference all by yourself. You can hardly be trusted to dress yourself properly, much less represent your company out in the field. So this book is designed to help you not completely embarrass yourself. It will also discuss all of the ways that you could embarrass yourself, in case you feel like being the person everyone else is talking about for the next few months. And you’ll knock this book out on the flight there. Short, hilarious, and full of great information – what more could you ask for? So start reading it already!