Comments on: Thanksgiving Caption Contest- Win How To Get Fired! By Jeff Havens

By: Alan Hochbaum

Alan Hochbaum — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 21:59:26 +0000

Jeff had untucked his shirt and was now ready to celebrate Thankstaking.

MCS — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 21:24:24 +0000

Maybe next year, my family won’t book a holiday cruise when I have to work.

Daniel — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 20:37:04 +0000

Get fired from mundane family obligations. Never want to have to prepare a meal for 10 again? No problem!

Alex — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:50:53 +0000

Regarding the date stamp: Yep, I this turkey will be good through Christmas…

Jodie Joerg Andreoli — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 21:21:39 +0000

Obviously I am single!

Gina Tompkins — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 19:00:29 +0000

No, really, I have plans for Thanksgiving Day!

Alex — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 18:20:08 +0000

Gobble & Guzzle!

David Floyd — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 02:30:08 +0000

I’m starting on the South Beach Diet.

Tara Greskoviak — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 18:26:17 +0000

Great Hangover cures! (He called in sick at work today)

Kasey K — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 16:19:15 +0000

They don’t sell “Gravy On The Go” packs anymore? Thanksgiving is ruined!