I’m proud of you, people of the Internet, because judging from the number of videos on YouTube that feature people totally destroying their chances for long-term employment, you have learned well from my book How to Get Fired! The New Employee’s Guide to Perpetual Unemployment. This handy guide teaches readers about the Four Pillars of Poverty- Fake Your Resume, Establish Your Incompetence, Destroy Your Work Ethic, and Alienate Your Coworkers. Here are a few of my savvy readers who took How To Get Fired! to heart:
This pizza delivery man displays a stunning example of pillar number two- Establish Your Incompetence – watch the video to see what he does with the pizza he’s about to deliver.
If establishing your incompetence doesn’t earn you a pink slip, try pillar number three, Destroy You Work Ethic. This delivery driver has taken laziness to a new level:
One of the best parts of working in television is that your potty mouth will not only alienate your coworkers (pillar number four), but thousands of viewers as well! This is the censored version of a young TV anchor’s first day on the job.
There you have it my friends, three fun ways to get fired! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a second job as a delivery person and I can’t wait to haplessly toss expensive electronics over a fence… don’t worry, no one will know, nothing ever gets recorded these days!