Seriously Funny Archives - Jeff Havens | Keynote Speaker | Leadership Keynote Speaker

It’s Not All Catastrophe

Jeff Havens — Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:51:35 +0000

Thankfully the last month hasn’t been all catastrophe. Here are some things that should bring a smile to your face. The world is still weird – rejoice! Lucky Man Can Fish All He Wants A Michigan man recently won a $4,000,000 jackpot – 3 years after winning a different $4,000,000 jackpot. He used a lucky…

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Howl At the Moon! (Or Your Neighbors)

Jeff Havens — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 18:42:10 +0000

And here we go, yet another month of disruption – and yet another month where people found interesting and fun ways to deal with it. Hope you enjoy! If You’re Happy And You Know It… Howl as loudly as possible. That’s at least what one Facebook group with over 500,000 members has decided to do. …

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Rent My Toilet Paper Donkey Pants!

Jeff Havens — Tue, 05 May 2020 18:43:06 +0000

Another month, another wave of uncertainty. Thankfully, some amusing things managed to happen even while we were all figuring out how to telework and take care of our kids and not drive our loved ones insane. Hope you enjoy! Virtual Animal Rentals! A farm in North Carolina is allowing people to rent its animals for…

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Upside Down Chicken Renting Teleconferencing Fails!

Jeff Havens — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 16:07:10 +0000

Last month was, for most of us, a monumentally awful one. But that doesn’t mean everything was awful. Here are some things I’ve managed to scrounge up that will hopefully put a smile on your face. Enjoy! Why Video Calls Will Never Be Standard Since everyone on the planet is working from home now, businesses…

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So You Want To Be Famous…

Jeff Havens — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 16:48:31 +0000

Culled from news headlines this month, here are a pair of stories that should give you hope that you can absolutely be famous (whether or not you should be), and that you can easily lie to whoever you want to as long as the lighting is right. Enjoy! There Is A Record For Everything It’s…

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Headlines: Georgia Shows America How Road Signs Should Be Done

Jeff Havens — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 20:51:50 +0000

In an effort to make people actually read traffic safety signs, the state of Georgia recently asked its citizens to come up with their own slogans, then published the winners last month. It should be no surprise to anyone that Georgians are hilarious, and some of their best efforts include the following: You are allowed…

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Business Etiquette BLOOPERS!

Jeff Havens — Tue, 14 Jan 2020 22:10:14 +0000

We recently filmed three new video series for Levity University on Business Communications, Behavior, and Dress Code. Fortunately for your viewing pleasure we messed up a lot. Enjoy!

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The 12 Days After Winter Break

Jeff Havens — Thu, 02 Jan 2020 21:42:14 +0000

In a slight departure for me, this one is meant to be sung to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas.” Hope you enjoy. On the first day after winter break my colleagues gave to me…. A two-hour call with IT. On the second day after winter break my colleagues gave to me…. Two performance…

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Jeff’s New Year’s Resolutions

Jeff Havens — Mon, 02 Dec 2019 17:14:30 +0000

Hello, everyone! Well, I’ve been putting this off for a year now, but it’s finally time. Over the past few months I’ve realized that I’m a dull and boring person, riddled with problems and flaws and rickets and probably some other things, which is why I’m preparing to do a complete overhaul as we head…

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How to Create An Awful Company Culture

Jeff Havens — Fri, 01 Nov 2019 15:05:18 +0000

So hopefully you read my companion article about the four keys to creating a good, happy, vibrant, gosh-it’s-nice-to-work-here company culture. Because if you didn’t the title for this one probably doesn’t make a lot of sense. Who would want to create an awful culture? Nobody, really, except for sociopaths and evil supervillains. And yet awful…

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