I Just Want A Bag!

So yesterday I went shopping.  It’s something I generally don’t make a habit of, because there aren’t an enormous number of things I need to buy.  I already have all the stuffed animals I need, and I’m not allowed to get an attack helicopter until I clean out the garage, which I really don’t want…

How To Stay Awake!

Hello, everyone!!!!!!!  You’ll notice an absurd number of exclamation points to start off this week’s blog.  That’s because I’m trying to trick myself into being excited today.  Right now I’m so tired that I’m not entirely certain I’m writing this in English.  After an evening presentation of Uncrapify Your Life! in Las Vegas, I have…