Uncrapify Your Life!
World renowned super-guru Jeff Havens delivers a laugh-out-loud hour
of pseudo-motivation that will leave you feeling better than you have
in years - guaranteed!
Tired of dull, uninspiring motivational speakers?
Let's make one thing clear: Jeff is not a real motivational speaker.
Not by a long shot. No, Uncrapify Your Life! is a spoof of the
motivational model, a satirical offering that provides all the wrong
advice in a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek fashion. The three pillars of
the Uncrapify Your Life! program include:
1) Become a better communicator by learning how to more effectively
criticize others.
2) Grow as an individual by improving your ignorance.
3) Learn how to handle responsibility by outsourcing blame.
Filled with cheesy acronyms, silly rhyming phrases, audience
participation, and all the other elements of a traditional
motivational speech, the Uncrapify Your Life! program is a great way
to provide a message to your business or corporation in a fun,
interesting, novel fashion.
Former Corporate Clients Include:
Miller Brewing Company
General Electric
GAF-ELK
Kentucky Assn. of Health Care Facilities
Mid-South Workers’ Compensation Assn.
Clo-Pay
Keith Hawthorne Ford
AAR Corp.
Group4 Materials
Weather-Tek Building Services
Des Moines Dental Group
McGowen, Hurst, Clark & Smith, P.C.
Lionhart, LLC
Parkdale Mills, Inc.
Waddell & Reed
Littlejohn Engineering Association
Tennessee Farmers’ Cooperative
Heartland Enterprises
Goodrich
TrustBank
Wisconsin Dept. of Transportation
Community Connections, Inc.
Iowa 4-H Youth Development
Nebraska Department of Roads
North Central Electric Association
Oregon Library Association
Diageo-Guinness
And many more...
Looking for an entertainer with a message?
By itself, the Uncrapify Your Life! seminar address issues of
communication, education, and responsibility in a fun, lighthearted
way perfect for corporate Christmas parties or as a fun alternative to
a serious lecture. However, Jeff is perfectly able to tailor his
seminar to fit the needs of any client.
Look no further!
Jeff is a professional comedian and still tours nationally at clubs,
colleges, and corporations across the country. A Phi Beta Kappa
graduate of Vanderbilt University and former high school teacher, he
blends his trademark humor with a message that everyone can relate to
and enjoy. He is also the author of six books, including Nine Easy
Ways to Uncrapify Your Life!, Reality, and Divine Intervention.
See what some previous clients said about UnCrapify Your Life!
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