Trent Tucker hates reality TV. Too bad for him that he works at Nova Consulting, whose sole corporate mission is to create new reality shows, each more outlandish and absurd than the last. Alongside a cast of characters who themselves could form their own reality show – the dumb blonde, the angry black man, the flamboyant homosexual, the frosty ice queen, the fast-talking Sicilian, and their megalomaniacal boss P.T. – Trent delves more deeply into the ridiculous world of reality television than any sane human should. It is a journey filled with all the necessary elements of the genre – incessant bickering, deserted islands, backstabbing coworkers, and maybe a murder plot or two – and it is one that Trent will never forget. If he survives it.

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