Wedding season is just around the corner, and we all know what that means.  It means that all across the world, women everywhere are going crazy trying to figure out how to incorporate all of the things they’ve pinned on Pinterest into a single, cohesive wedding.  I’m pretty sure some girls are already trying to figure out who they’re going to marry next so that they can organize all their ideas into different folders.  Seriously, ladies, you can only have so many cake toppers.

And, in honor of the truly paralyzingly overwhelming onslaught that Pinterest subjects its users to, I’d like to share a few ideas that will help you ruin what would have otherwise been a perfectly enjoyable social media experience:

Sign Up for Every Social Media Platform You Are Aware Of!  This is the equivalent of taking every single class that your university offers.  Different social media platforms are useful for different audiences, and it’s fine to have a few favorites.  But you know how when you join too many groups you end up being a crappy (and really stressed out) member of each of those groups?  Well, it’s the exact same in Computerland.

Hello, and welcome to May!  It’s finally spring.  Everywhere you look, the butterflies are blooming, and the daffodils are coming out of hibernation and looking for salmon in the mountain streams.  Ants everywhere are gearing up to kill other ants, and bees are researching new and improved ways to administer anaphylactic shock.  Maybe we’ll get infested with locusts this spring, or perhaps mosquitos will finally get tired of going after arms and legs and will start to kamikaze our eyeballs.  Your allergies will probably render you incapable of any constructive activity, and by the end of this month I wouldn’t be surprised if a tree falls on your house.  Spring is a horrible season.  And don’t even get me started on summer.

Notice how I took a generally happy time and turned it into something terrible?  It’s easy to do.  Here’s how!